Salty Asshole

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole

I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?

by claudiesel August 13, 2011

George salter academy

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.

"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"

by thotticuss December 18, 2019

sweet n' salty

Someone who is completely satisfying. When eating, one craves something salty and then afterwards something sweet. The sweet n' salty person can salaciously fill all of your wants and needs.

I call him sweet n' salty because he leaves me completely sated.

by Salacious Special K September 17, 2013

Saltanat

Saltanat is a girl who will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her friends and poke out eyes of bitches who hit on her man! Hates lairs and quitters, doesn't take "no" for an answer. Amazing dancer and friend. Beautiful Kazakh woman, who has been hardened by life.
Salta, Salty

Salta suggested to go for movies...Dude, we better agree or she will kick our ass.
Saltanat is dancing?! Stop whatever you're doing and watch!

by semiramida7 June 1, 2014

Saltwater Balls

Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.

DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014

salty nigga

someone of the male persuasion who often cries, whines or generally gets upset quickly.

Lou is a salty nigga and just cause tato took the tiffany SB's.

by e_rocka July 3, 2008

Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009