Nova Scotian salad 

A Twist on the tossed salad; the Nova Scotian Salad is the act of eating semi-digested salad from your partners anus. During the act you must wear a Viking Horn Helmet and cot your toung in fish oil.

Hey you Hoser, I'm looking to marry my girl friend, but she is hesitant, any tips?

Yeah Brah, prepare her a Nova Scotian Salad.

Nova Scotian salad by Anal OPA April 24, 2018

Go eat a salad 

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

Go eat a salad by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020

Min-ty Salad 

The Min-ty Salad is a sex act which involves spreading the butt cheeks of a consenting sexual partner, applying toothpaste around the anus, and then swirling the area with your tongue. The effervescence of the toothpaste and tongue is pleasing to the receiver and the minty freshness is pleasing to the giver. The Min-ty Salad was popularized by an ingenious Asian man in New York City named "Min" who plays pool and may or may not loves toothpaste. Rinsing afterwards is recommend (for both parties).

I was so proud of my wife for winning that pool tournament last night; I brought a tube of toothpaste into the bedroom last night and gave her a Min-ty Salad.

Min-ty Salad by Min4Cheng August 28, 2023

Taco Salad 

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

Taco Salad by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

strip salad 

A salad with breaded chicken strips. If you can get past the fact you're eating deep fried chicken on your salad, you're most likely putting a mountain of ranch dressing on it to make it equally unhealthy. The perfect million calorie salad.

Commonly served at Chick-fil-A and many other fine restaurants.

I'm trying to lose weight so I only eat strip salads with extra ranch dressing.

strip salad by JohnRyder June 12, 2007

fuck salad drunk

Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.

the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.

fuck salad drunk by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010

soft salad 

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island

I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer

soft salad by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010