Salmoneus

A person that farts to keep himself occupied.

Jim: Hey Jordan, whatcha doing.

*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*

JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!

by Jippa March 23, 2008

Saimonize

Solving issues or problems that causes of trolling.

I saimonized the trolls that stopped to always saying alt.

by Saimono Word Maker March 11, 2022

sacmonster

the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!

"hey dude, pass the remote."" no get your fatass self up and get it." "you SACMONSTER!"

by creator of sac January 30, 2008

Simon Mullan

a fella who is well hung like a horse

"Simon mullan lost his leg in the war but he was so well hung he could stand to attention very time."

by can stand for attention October 29, 2009

salmon face

a girl who uses so much make up that she looks like a salmon

"girl with too much make up walks past"

girl: FUCKKKKK check out that salmon face"

by fsdkkak July 20, 2010

Salmon Danglers

The flappy parts of ones va-jay-jay, which for some can hang extremely low. The first word 'salmon' is representative of the fishy sensation one smells/tastes.

Zara & Abby - "GET YA SALMON DANGLERS OUT!"
Random stranger - I can't my minky smells too much.

Abby/Zara - "Ju Slut, is that a dangler I can see peeping through your panties? Sort it out"

Julia - "I can't help it, they hang so low"

by abbyzarabeardesclam June 17, 2011

simoneing

To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.

She starting simoneing me by calling me the petname Ushy.

simoned simoneingly

by simonesita January 13, 2014