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shart

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)
by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
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SARTS

SKETES ARE ROAMING THE STREETS.
Random mf: “Sarts?”

You(an intellectual): “Hide your Exes, Hide your almost divorced Wives, Sketes Are Roaming The Streets.”
by OnlyAfterHours March 15, 2022
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Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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Shartburg

(noun) a large mass of shit , presumably a shart
also to mean a large piece of shit
that has got to be the biggest shartburg i’ve ever seen.

Your acting like a real shartburg right now.
by DustyDoreeto March 22, 2022
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shart

hey i sharted on my moms grave, then took out a spoon and ate it. brent was there, and he had vanilla flavored one
by anonymous March 25, 2022
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Shart

This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.

And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.
AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!
by Rallemandendk April 1, 2022
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shart

sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"
person 1: bro i think i sharted

person 2: lemme get a sniff homie
by little piss master 420 April 3, 2022
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