alfie-sexual

alfie-sexual is when our attracted to people name alfie.

I'm alfie-sexual.

by Alfiebrook01 July 14, 2021

Sexualization of Geography

To compare geographical phenomena to sexual acts

Person 1: 'Oh look at Denmark!'
Person 2: 'what!?'
Person 1: 'it's penetrating Sweden and Norway!'
Person 2: 'that's disgusting, you just engaged in the sexualization of geography, what's wrong with you...'

by Scandinavian explorer April 30, 2014

metro sexual

An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.

His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.

Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.

by Mighty max August 3, 2007

metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.

lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.

by Grant January 9, 2005

Sexual Bases

First Base: Eye contact

Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands

Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!

by 123username321 October 9, 2015

Sexual Ruckus

What my neighbors complain about on a daily basis.

The sexual ruckus you two made kept me up all night...literally.

by Gangstaballa247 August 10, 2009

Dual-Sexual

Someone who is attracted mutually exclusively to both sexes. A dual sexual is attracted to males approximately half the time (e.g. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays) and attracted to females the remainder of the time. This is not to be confused with "bisexuals" who are attracted to both sexes all the time.

"I think Brian is Bisexual"
"Nah bro he's dual-sexual"

by GayGiraffe September 14, 2014