by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014
Get the rip van wanklemug. Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."
Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
by marganin January 6, 2011
Get the ripping my knittingmug. This is a phenomenon that occurs frequently during football games played by the Baltimore Ravens. Mysteriously, during games, particularly during close games, penalties occur which are seen by no one else but the league officials on the field. These penalties occur at critical times during the game and always go against Baltimore.
Any complaint or protest against these penalties is met with a smug and sanctimonious lecture from the league and/or fans of the opposing team. Media types occasionally notice this phenomenon, but some actually are in on the conspiracy. The few who have the courage to speak the truth are generally ignored or accused of being delusional. Thus, the lies and dishonesty are allowed to continue unabated.
Any complaint or protest against these penalties is met with a smug and sanctimonious lecture from the league and/or fans of the opposing team. Media types occasionally notice this phenomenon, but some actually are in on the conspiracy. The few who have the courage to speak the truth are generally ignored or accused of being delusional. Thus, the lies and dishonesty are allowed to continue unabated.
And Pittsburgh gets another first down! That holding penalty against the Ravens must have happened really fast, because nobody saw it...wow, those officials have sharp eyes! Unless, of course, this is a Raven Rip-Off, but we're not supposed to talk about that.
by Saiga12 May 5, 2011
Get the Raven Rip-Offmug. skating in large cities with homies and spots where there is security, cops etc, and getting tricks and diping before you get ticketed, tackled, taser etc.
" yo i got mad tricks down at this spot"
other friend:"how man that shit has been blown up for years" first dude:"I guess you need to learn how to Rip N Dip
other friend:"how man that shit has been blown up for years" first dude:"I guess you need to learn how to Rip N Dip
by ckillla August 5, 2010
Get the Rip N Dipmug. "i'm getting ripped tonight, RIP THAT PUSSY AYYYEE"
by Ava EM May 9, 2021
Get the rip that pussy AYYYEEmug. Peter: “Have you seen that episode of “The Office”, when the beat farmer, Dwight, pulls out a Molotov cocktail from the back of Michael Scott’s car?”
Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”
Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”
by Newshanks April 22, 2018
Get the to rip off a Carriemug. A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.
by CBslimjim September 16, 2019
Get the Ripping Slow Assmug.