Pussy purse

Using ones vagina as a means of transporting items from one place to another.

Little Timmy; Hey mom, how do you plan on taking those gummy bears from the candy shop into the movies?
Mom: I'm simply going to sneak them in by tucking them away up in my pussy purse.
Son: I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth.

by reDICKulous Definitions June 29, 2015

Man-purring

Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"

Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!

by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017

Tasted Purple

The feeling you get in your brain after you've hit your head on something hard, usually the back of the head.

I fell of my skateboard and hit my head so hard I tasted Purple.

by BJC92 July 26, 2017

Precious Purple

Very dark skinned female/male, just less dark than blik. Often associated with purple hued extremities.

Look at Shelly's new girlfriend; she ain't blik, she's precious purple.

by Nigell Tufnell January 5, 2018

Mike Purdy

Someone who is a skillful finger painter and is fluent in poopee language

That man is a Mike Purdy! He taught all the children how to finger paint!

by Maso_419 November 26, 2019

james purdy

a little gay fock that is hella retarted and gets rally uncomfortable when your wiggle his elbow making silly noises

"god that little cunt JAMES PURDY is gay"
"oath bah i aggree ngl"

by yeah yeah man September 6, 2020

The Purple Order

A subreddit about FNaF shitposts, usually including in depth descriptions of characters shitting, cumming, pissing or doing other such things. One of the famous stories written by TPO(The Purple Order) is called Freddy Takes a Shit.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of TPO?"

Guy 2: "You mean The Purple Order? Aren't they the guys that wrote Freddy Takes a Shit?"

Guy 1: "Yeah!"

Guy 2: "That was some funny shit, not gonna lie."

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020