brown puddle
Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"
John - "Heh... yeah"
brown puddle by sirdefenition April 18, 2017
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Fapioca Pudding
When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.
Fapioca Pudding by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 12, 2018
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Bloody Puddle
British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
Bloody Puddle by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
Weak Pudding
Weak Pudding can be used in two ways.
1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.
2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.
1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.
2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.
Bill: Man, I just cant seem to get any girls to like me. I dont know what it is, I must be a Doo Doo Head.
Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.
Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.
Weak Pudding by Chyef December 12, 2019
Fapioca pudding
Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.
God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?
Fapioca pudding by LarpingLion March 12, 2021
Piddle puddle
/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
Piddle puddle by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021
Sweetcorn Pudding
The act of eating lots of sweet corn and then shitting into your girls mouth just before climax, and then quickly turning round and cumming into the mouth to give it a nice cream topping
I didn’t want my girl to miss out on the sweet corn i ate earlier to i decided to let her a bit ofsweetcorn pudding
Sweetcorn Pudding by hugh jarsole 6969 January 29, 2022