pooley

a surname given to those rescued from a life of crack and heroine. often associated with ‘crouch’ and ‘taylor’
also well known for their incest fondlings

did you see them crack babies saved from the street?

ah yes. we’ll call it pooley.

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

Poolite

When you do a courtesy flush before you wipe that way the next person doesn't have to smell the bad smell.

Honey, please be poolite when you use the bathroom.

by dominantseal February 19, 2024

Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkway

known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.

poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024

Poolingual

Is a person who is fluent in talking shit

Roger "I always drive my Ferrari around Silverstone"
Dave "Stop talking poolingual"

by anonymous May 21, 2024

Pool Boy

Pool Boy - A man who dresses like a boy who hangs out at a pool 7 days a week. Typically wears 5" bright color shorts and long T shirts. Also typically grows a goatee, similar to David Spade except gayer.

Do you see that David Spade looking idiot? He’s been wearing those gay ass shorts all week thinking that he’s gonna get laid. What a Pool Boy…

by HARRY PETER #39 June 19, 2024

pholpj

A dyslexic philosopher, high most of the time.

I am a modern day pholpj

by Dopt February 5, 2025

Pool Party With Bruzz

When you're masturbating in the bath then you proceed to cum afterwards letting it fuse into a humongous mixture . You then submerge yourself in the bath.

"What were you doing?

"I was having a Pool Party With Bruzz"

by Spidertards February 11, 2025