Pirates and Colonials

The best game EVER - made by AZA on BYOND

Ask anyone you want.

by Aaron November 29, 2003

magical pirate

while engaged in anal intercourse, pull off a sucessful houdini into the eye and then perform an angry pirate, thus executing a magical pirate.

she faked her orgasm so i gave her a magical pirate.

by dirty sanchez the donkey puncher October 13, 2006

Calcium Pirate

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

by Majorfail June 18, 2009

Pirate's Privates

An expression meaning "the best"

"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"

by Siggi Stardust June 23, 2009

Pirate hook

When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.

I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.

by xvortim April 23, 2018

the angry pirate

when a guy cums on a chick's face then shaves off his pubes and throws them on her face, the cum keeping the pubes in place. then you break her legs.

she was annoying me. so i gave her the angry pirate

by hardstyle1997 August 26, 2011

pirate hooker

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

by siesta October 24, 2006