mike jones phone

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.

aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.

by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008

phonesex

getting off over the phone

"You want to have phonesex? I can get you off over the phone."

by jasin June 20, 2005

phone head

Getting head over the phone

Man 1: get the girl next door to you to give me phone head
Man 2: hah
Man 2: no, she couldn't handle it

by fttptppt September 21, 2007

Vtech Phone

A shitty phone. Shit.

Buying a Vtech Phone becasue it is cheap, but buying so many in the long run that it would have been better to just buy a better quality phone in the first place.

by Yaltoids April 30, 2008

phone jacker

one who plays a prank on another by pretending to be another person

fred: Fuck my bank just phoned! someone has stolen all my money
clive: dude, you've been phone jacked
fred: Damn those phone jackers

by 849266 July 28, 2008

phone game

the most intense game you will ever play. to play the phone game, one must sit by a phone, preferably one used to reach many people such as a family's home phone. as soon as someone calls, without looking at the caller ID, immediatly pick up the phone, scream into it as loud as you can, using a swear if you want, and hang up immediatly. then check the caller ID to see who it was that called you.

the phone game is the best game you will ever play.

by davidthemurderer August 22, 2006

Girlfriend Phone

Android phone given to Google employees as a perk then re-gifted to their girlfriend after going back to the iphone.

Why don't you whip out your girlfriend phone and Goggle it?

by sweaty Palm May 11, 2010