3 definitions by Yaltoids

Top Definition
A shitty phone. Shit.
Buying a Vtech Phone becasue it is cheap, but buying so many in the long run that it would have been better to just buy a better quality phone in the first place.
by Yaltoids April 30, 2008
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Any joint rolled by a certain Roy Ferari. This Roy rolls really crusty joints, and so the name 'Custy Roy Joint' came into play whenever he rolled a joint. A 'Croint' is a variation of that phrase, utilising the first letters of Custy and Roy and placing them before the word joint with the J removed. Croints have a certain resemblence and definite traits, and so thereforre when somebody other than Roy Ferrari rolls a custy looking joint, it is reffered to as a croint. It is an insult to the person's rolling ability.
Example 1

Bob: "Hey man, jets go burn this jay I just spun."
Randy: "Aw, Eww, man, I aint smoking that custy croint!"

Example 2

John: "Let's roll a joint guys."
Roy Ferari: "I'll roll it"
Everyone in the room: "Fuck no! We aint smoking no croints!"

by Yaltoids April 30, 2008
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To finish somthing, and finish it fucking fast! ...But still enjoy the hell out of it. (More used now as a basic verb for doing things; not neccesarily with the intent to finish quickly as when first origonated).
Example 1
"Im gonna mucks this Jr. Bacon Double Cheeseburger, and then go play some ball."

Example 2
"Man, I can't wait to mucks some XBox when I get home"
by Yaltoids April 30, 2008
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