peterarian

A individual who occupation requires the use pettiness and petty behavior.

Teacher : What you want to be when you grow up ?

Me : A Peterarian
Teacher : Thats a good one !

by pettyteer July 18, 2017

Peter Maxwell

Cutest boy you'll ever see, very in love with his girlfriend, massive dick, thinks he's funny (but actually is), Boy Scout fag, did I mention massive dick, very good to go camping with, very sweet, bad driver, and can't handle liquor

"I'd bang Peter Maxwell"
"I sure do love my Peter Maxwell!"

by Poonmiester69 August 17, 2017

peterborough threesome

Sober, drunk, or high - or all - you convince a relative, extended or immediate, to have a threesome.

Last night was a complete blur, I woke with my girlfriend and uncle in bed , I think I had a Peterborough threesome.

by Motorhead Collins October 20, 2017

peter parsnips

an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush

“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme

by dirtity bitch November 17, 2017

peterfillin

One dose cure all application to rid most symptoms of all chronic and one time illnesses.

The chic needs some peterfillin

by Jam Boffa November 25, 2017

Peter Syndrome

Gets angry, annoyed, frustrated easily. Likes full control of a situation.
Short outbursts of energy, often involves spartering.

He's got a case of Peter Syndrome going off

by rhodzy January 31, 2018

Peter Fagan

Someone who eats kiwis with the skin on

Do you have a poop knife? Nah I'll just eat like Peter Fagan

by iwouldneverdothis June 11, 2018