new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

10 on pump two

The act of jerking off so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard. Then you jerk your softie and right before you bust you cram your dick up your own ass and blow a load in it.

Yesterday at the gas station I put 10 on pump two

by dave brasky September 3, 2020

Columbian Gas Pump

The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region

It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.

by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022

Head Bump, Fist Pump

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.

1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.

by C.2.P. June 24, 2010

sewage pump

when you are porking someone up the butt when they have the runs, and shit is spewing out everywhere.

"My girlfriend and I tried the sewage pump last night. Damn that shit is good."

by local sex fiend October 19, 2006

The Atomic Gas Pump

Where you take a gas pump or any form of a gasoline dispensor, and put it in a girl's vagina and begin to fill it with gasoline. You then light your penis on fire and begin to have intercourse with her.

"Hey Hubert, I gave my girlfriend The Atomic Gas Pump last night."

"My pussy is still on fire from The Atomic Gas Pump I got last Christmas."

by Harry Megaboner May 3, 2009

Butt-Pump

A person that will be considered a complete douche bag, walks the earth without a clue about anything. Never gets a head in life and never will. Just a notch above Retarded and always screwing things up no matter how many times it is explained.

Mike Loader is such a Butt-Pump...

Listen what this Butt-Pump did now...

That Butt-Pump did it again! I can't believe it!

by CD nuts October 7, 2005