Canadian Exhaust Pipe

Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.

It took Matt and Dave 4 hours to finish their Canadian Exhaust Pipe.

by BOATS! July 30, 2009

ruff pipe rider

To ride a ruff pipe: The act of sodomy.
Ruff pipe rider: One who commits the act of sodomy.

1: Knowing now that miss piggy is a "ruff pipe rider" makes me realise the extent of her greed!
2: "You know what tony?", "whats that George?", "i've now fully realise that you only live once, therefore im off to ride more ruff pipes".

by Robin the great January 14, 2006

YANG PIPE

anus, butthole, ass, behind, cornhole

"Crystal can shove those work orders up her Yang Pipe for all I care."

by Frankie Doodle Dandy May 25, 2006

Chowder Pipe

(n) male genitalia usually referring to the penis.

That bitch totally tapped my chowder pipe last night.

by Pistol Nick November 14, 2007

french pipe

A sexual act combining the french kiss with a blowjob. The giver of a french pipe uses their mouth to fellate the receiver up and down the shaft on the sides without taking the penis entirely in their mouth. The act is not intended for the receiver to achieve climax , but rather to cause a extraordinaraly high state of arousal prior to either a tradional blowjob or intercourse.

Hey Johnny, what did you and Krystal get up to last night?
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.

by Drs55555 January 30, 2016

lady pipe

A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.

"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"

by AshGash February 21, 2017

ass pipe

obnoxious person, stuck on themselves, always want to be first. greedy, selfish, wanting more without providing something in return

That ass pipe just pulled in front of that other car in that construction zone by speeding up, so the other driver had to slam on their brakes

by Naughty Possum June 23, 2017