A mom tattoo is a medium to large tattoo on a mother, usually with flowers and/or hearts and scrolls with the name of her children. The design style will be based in the era directly preceding the woman becoming a mom, as that will be the last time she had time to look at tattoos, and received approximately five years after her last child, when the desire to show the world she's still cool is at the fullest.
My mom is thinking about running for president of the PTA, but I told her she better cover up her mom tattoo until after the voting ends.
by JoanOfSnark May 27, 2016
Get the mom tattoomug. 
by cute single mom June 4, 2022
Get the sex with mommug. by Craig’s Mom November 27, 2018
Get the Craig’s Mommug. Annoying middle-upper class lady. Picks up here kids at school every day with an SUV or minivan to lug them off to some kind of sports practice. Commonly uses any combination of the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kid learning games websites for 45 minutes every day. If someone says "a bad word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. Her vehicle usually has a a football sticker or bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little retard of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to kid's music, old music or Christian music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her "angels" who still sit in a carseat at age 10. Her husband is her source of income.
Was in the grocery, picking up a copy of CS:GO and a dumb soccer mom comes by and yells at me for buying violent games, and proceeds to the topic of terrorism. I say "fuck off" and she then shouts "DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE NEAR MY SON!" and proceeds to cover his ears. I check out and go home.
by Potatoforpresitend2025 October 18, 2016
Get the Soccer mommug. by harper.h5 on snap kiddos April 11, 2019
Get the mom walkmug. Mom's anger is when you did something offensive or unimaginable in your moms eyes and she's pissed to the point where she's ready to explode. It usually starts with her staring at you like your a dumb fuck and can't believe you came out of her. Then she starts raising her voice to the point that the whole neighborhood is getting curious at what the hell is happening. She starts off the argument about you and your "bad decisions" and brings the conversation back to her and talks about how she does everything for you and the family. She might even bring in your siblings or father for the argument but most of the time they are smart enough and run away from the mom bomb. She never let's you speak a word but request answers to her questions that your so confused about and I don't know what to say. This brings in more anger. Stay away from this type if anger because it causes serious problems. Warning advised!
by Squidney8u November 12, 2021
Get the Mom's angermug.