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Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
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face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)
Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!
by lil_circe May 5, 2008
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Shammer faced

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.
by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009
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beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.
I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!
by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008
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post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
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Newfag Face

This forced meme isn’t a meme, but has been dubbed Newfagface or NFF due to the excessive amount of newfags posting it everywhere on 4chan. However this is mostly found on /b/. It was trying to become the new “Trollface” or Coolface, but has failed miserably and falls down to the bottom of the forced meme titles.
Newfags, GTFO with that damn Newfag Face.
by trippedupnddippedup April 14, 2011
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Dennis Faced

" Dude, i was totally Dennis faced last night "
by Marquee 34683 February 11, 2010
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