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Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers
So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers
by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019
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Chicken Moose

A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.
Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS
by Mr. Xerox August 4, 2009
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moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body
Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff
by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009
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Moose man

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022
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walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay
Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick
by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017
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