task monster

A task monster is someone gets things done! Someone who is motivated and is able to power through his/her to do list.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a muthaflippin task monster!

by taskmonster November 29, 2011

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Tubby monster

A fat man.

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.

by Ellaisnotonfire February 26, 2013

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schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

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guzzle monster

A creature that guzzles down everyone's alcohol

"That bitch just took my alcohol what a guzzle monster!!"

"Damn it guzzle monster not again"

by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster December 27, 2015

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A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner July 29, 2016

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