Cocoa Murder mittens

A Grizzly Bear.

In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.

by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022

bat mitzvah

The feminine equivalent of a bar mitzvah. Whereas the bar mitzvah is a coming-of-age ceremony for boys on their 13th birthday that dates back hundreds of years, the bat mitzvah was created in the early 20th century. It was not until the 80s and 90s though that they became widely celebrated.
The reason bat mitzvahs exist is not because of tradition, but insteada because women, and girls need to feel equal to men, and boys in every way now, to the nth degree.
The bat mitzvah begins in the temple, with the formal service, and then is followed by a lavish reception.
Some hallmarks are: Screaming young girls, trendy deejays, and expensive party gifts.

Daddy said money is no object for my bat mitzvah because I'm his princess.

by Woody10187 October 30, 2006

Mitchness

1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness

2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness

The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!

by Life and Times of Brian June 15, 2010

Mittler

Another name for former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney.

I'm so glad Mittler didn't win this election. He would've run this nation into the ground!

by 88B8BB88BB8BB8 November 10, 2012

mitochondria resembling a penis

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

by wakawakakankeh November 19, 2013

Mitsuko

The most amazing person you will ever meet. So fun to be around. Loves memes and just chilling out. MItsuko is a gal that everyone loves because she cares about how you feel and she loves granola bars.

Mitsuko gave me a pumpkin spice bar when i said i was hungry she is amazing!

by Crazymama78686 November 8, 2018

mitope

A person who has gotten to the highest point of stupidity while being an edgelord.

Beyonce Shut it you mitope!

by og.walee February 11, 2019