mental midgetry

The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.

Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain

• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and

• doing anything for clout

As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.

If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.

Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry

by bredsheeran81 April 29, 2024

Mick Midgeley

Adjective & random name (not a known person) used amongst the workshop lads in the company I worked for years ago to describe the need for food.
Synonym :- Hank Marvin

F*ckin' hell! I'm proper Mick Midgeley me, like.

by PammyVB June 28, 2024

dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people

Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget

by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024

Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024

Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

Picky Midget

A short person who has extreme height requirements for someone to date. For example if a woman is 5ft2in tall and her dating profile says she only dates 6ft1in men, she is a picky midget. Originally found in an AITA story of a tall man who rejected a short girl because of her height requirements, even though he met them.

Man that girl is a picky midget, she only wants people over 6ft even though she's 4'11"

by Someone2025 August 7, 2025

Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.

"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show

by Too Legit December 11, 2012