You’ll fall her for brown eyes beaming and her curly blonde hair glowing in the sunset. You’ll fall in love with her laugh, her jokes, the smell of her cologne. Her suave and proud full weigh on her shoulders isn’t difficult to see. She’s hurt. She’s loved. She’s lost. She has been abused by everyone she’s ever known. Including you. You’ll never forget how you mistreated her or how warm her cuddles were, how endless her passion and support were, and how she’d go through anything for you. Her light, her love, her beauty can save anyone’s life. If you find yourself meeting a Maryjayne, cherish every moment and spoil her like the angel she is.
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These two have willingly signed a marriage chrono, they can both stay here on the same yard with no worries and more importantly, no state liability.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019
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Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
Janet: “marty, i’m scared”
Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.
Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
Janet: “marty, i’m scared”
Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.
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Angenia Jolie was compared to Meghan Markle and immediately stated, “dont markleize me. I actually do something to help third world countries.”
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omg yes I'm so sad but his mental health is more important
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omg yes I'm so sad but his mental health is more important
FUCK MODEST MANAGEMENT!!
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