Boof Monkey

A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.

"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."

"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"

by Miwotic November 17, 2020

Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else

(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"

by ValChic December 22, 2020

Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.

“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack

by mooseknuckles69 February 23, 2021

The monkey guts

Another word for Spaghetti

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails

by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021

gay monkey virus

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length

Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.

by alexis dove November 29, 2021

Pox monkey

A person suffering from the Monkeypox virus

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.

by beast82nl May 20, 2022

mag monkey

When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.

A mag monkey hates derringers.

by AnonDoxy May 3, 2023