Mike Oxlong 

A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long

Hey, Mike Oxlong!

Mike Oxlong by Tr45h June 9, 2022

mike vick 

An overrated quarterback who makes up for having Kyle Boller accuracy with fast legs.

Mike Vick is Dan Kane's boy and he will bet on Vick reguardless of odds or spread

mike vick by Rod Woodson February 15, 2005

Mike Tyson Punchout 

When a girl fists your ass hole while sucking your dick.

"Dude last night i got a mike tyson punchout from this hoe, if is wasn't for my dick in the way she would have punched herself in the face"

Mike Tyson Punchout by superb ninja June 28, 2009

Mike Dirnt

Mike Dirnt: Bassist for Green Day, also HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!! Once wore a yellow disco suite that him look like a bannana.

Qoates from Mike Dirnt:
If you think you're going to do something wrong, do it right.
Happeiness is a jorney, not a destinatoin.
They're looking for the gold, the money, and the mike. (or something like that.)

Mike Dirnt by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 11, 2006

Mike Holmes

1) Hard working, and strong built guy who fixes houses. Holmes on Homes

2) Fat, lazy ginger who is really cute, and good at mackin on chicks and plays some sweet ass guitar. He tends to have beautiful blue eyes,

1) That Mike Holmes, he fixed my drywall the other day. What a nice strong man.


2) That Mike Holmes, he took my breath away with his hair, his beautiful blue eyes, and his guitar playing abilities.

Mike Holmes by Huricane XL October 16, 2008

Mike Jones 

A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches.
Also see Nigger.

Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.

Mike Jones by KKKoolguy April 13, 2006

Mike and Ike

to cum all over the place

I just mike and iked all over.

Mike and Ike by HeheImAwesome March 6, 2011