Når du har været sammen med en pige hele aftenen, og forestiller dig at I knalder i alle tænkelige scenarier. Men det aldrig bliver til en realitet.
by syn ack August 22, 2024
Get the Mental fissemug. When you’re in your mothers womb as a baby and the umbilical cord viciously skull fucks your ear and causes premature brain damage and permanent retardation
by daddy tyler 777 January 10, 2022
Get the Mental Aidsmug. When you’re watching High School Musical at 4:00 in the morning while crying because you’re not content with your own love life.
by angry birds luvr December 1, 2021
Get the Mentally Illmug. by Planet Rob June 16, 2017
Get the Mental Fredmug. The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:
a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.
Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."
Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"
Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."
Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"
Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
by zaista August 27, 2013
Get the mental stalkingmug. A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.
by OfficialJD July 21, 2022
Get the Bearded Mentalitymug. A moment of forgetfulness, blankness, and general frozen state of mind when facing a question (in particular on a test or that moment when somethings just escaped your mind and you can’t retrieve it)
*student raises their hand to teacher* Excuse me, I’m having a moment of mental inconvenience as I cannot remember how to do this math problem…
by Elyse the beast November 25, 2021
Get the Mental Inconveniencemug.