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myspace masturbatory aid

A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.

You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.

Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
Porn just won't do it for me anymore, I need Myspace Masturbatory Aid.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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Masturbate

1) The most pleasurable thing in the entire universe
2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do
3)Why Playboys exist
4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure
5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent
6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
1)Even having 3 orgasms, a blow job, and at least 4 cups of cum go down my throat when i fucked my boyfriend last Friday was not as good as when i masturbate.
2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on?
3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!!
4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular.

5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!!

Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22.

Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!!
6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.
by IdontKNOWwhatTOdoNOW June 10, 2009
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Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs
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masturfanning

The act of inserting your dick into a fan just to see how it feels.
Person 1: I feel like masturfanning.. : )

Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?

Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!

Person 2: Are you ok?

Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3
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Masud

1. A name originated from African and Arab culture meaning fortunate and happy.
2. A person with this name is really really really awesome and also yea theyre awesome. Oh and did I mention they look good 22 so they are the whole package. =
3 .Used to describe a fellow classmate of supernatural abilities think of cross between the class genius, school jock and a ladies man all rolled into one single creature. Again has the ability to instill an inferiority complex to all those around them. Guys with this name are great and really worth getting to know, not to mention that they're really handsome too.
girl 1: Heyy who's thatt and What's his name?

girl 2: Masud

girl 1: OH MY, im gonna go talk to him.
by hanaaaaaa January 12, 2009
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This example is a massive truck of fail.
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Masturpause

When Masturbating, you stop for whatever reason and when you begin to do it again, you have no idea why you stopped in the first place.
Bro, I was thinkin about that chick we saw at the bar laset night and I had a Masturpause
by Doug Dipper January 29, 2008
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