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A dangerous thing is they are. It's a pregnant whale that flys on rainbows and eats children. For every child this whale eats a new color is added to the rainbow. Once all the rainbows have been added, this created grows a horn and becomes a narwhal. It then advances to eat adults as its flying on its rainbow. Then once it eats 84 adults that look like cats, it starts to shoot it's baby narwhals out its blowhole, butt, eyes, and every other hole on its body. STAY AWAY THEY ARE DANGEROUS!
Dude, is that a pregnant Marissa whale?
Marissa by Pregnant whales August 1, 2016
A tall, pale, skinny, Ethiopian-like bitch with a huge nose. She usually believes that she is correct and everyone else is wrong. If you question her, she always seems to have another excuse made up and is pulling it out from her non-existing, bony ass before you even say anything. Her vocabulary usually consists of the words "Rad" and "Vagina" because she is 10 years old. She believes that she is an amazing actress and that she will get somewhere with her Theater Degree. She wants her boyfriend to fail miserably at all of his goals and dreams so that he is forced to attend college with her. She also has absolutely no faith in his music ability and isn't afraid to let others know as long as he doesn't find out about it. She should be on pills because she is a psycho. She likes to put words in other peoples mouths and make herself look like the victim. Her bark is much, much bigger than her bite and she needs to know that no one is afraid of her.
"Man, that girl Madison is a raging bitch."
Madison by yep22 April 8, 2009

Madison Avenue 

Someone who is heterosexual. Names comes from New York City's famous, and affluent avenue that runs north on the eastern side of Manhattan. Manhattan's east side is considered to be too stuffy, snooty, and not chic for gay men, and the fact that Madison Avenue runs "straight up" Manhattan has made this a very popular term.
"There is no way and how you can convince me that Bob is a Mcgreevey case. That boy is 100% Madison Avenue!"
Madison Avenue by Luis November 18, 2004

Marissa Renee Garcia 

A beautiful girl who is just pure amazing. She is a wonderful girl to be around, not to mention that she is pure sexy. if you ever spot one make her yours, thats what i did and i lover her to death. but however i got the last one so ha! i love you baby. <3
Mario: Daaaaaamn look at that girl she is just a pure angel !

De'Andre: That My Baby i love her thats a Marissa Renee Garcia.
The most beautiful woman you will ever know/see in your entire fucking life. She seems like a bitch at first but once you get to know her she is just an awesome friend and also just plain caring to everyone. She usually has low self esteem issues but has many friends to support her in tough situations.
Example 1:

Jason: Wow did you see that hot chick over there what her name??
Chris: oh dude her name is Marisa everyone knows her

Example 2:

Jason: I cheated on you I don’t love you anymore. I’m sorry
Chelsey: WHAT YOU CHEATED WITH WHO???
Jason: oh I cheated with marisa she’s hot and sexier than you :)
Marisa by catgurl:3 December 8, 2018
"I heard Marissa has a crush!"
"nO i dOnT!!11!"
Marissa by ssfnzriz June 25, 2019
Madison's are beautiful, young, and sexy women. They always have big asses and huge boobs. They make great girlfriends! She is nice to everyone, and has every guy wrapped around her finger. Nevertheless, she stays true to her boyfriend. Every guy wants her and every girl wants to be her.
"Dude, do you see Madison's ass?"
"Hell yeah! Her boyfriend is sure lucky to get some of her!"
Madison by GalPal24 February 9, 2017