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Kristian and Laura

At one point both of us will be long gone, and all that will be left of our epic friendship for future generations of users to look at is this entry.
-Look at these girls, they look like they’re really having fun over there.

-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.
by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023
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Kristen sverige

Also known as the the result of what happens when a man takes a beast for his wife. Not just one beast ....but multiple. It is completely normal for a male to experience feelings of beastiality. Levels of maturity play a huge factor when choosing which beast to mate with. The moans that can be heard from such an act can be compared to those heard when one experiences Sverige. The offspring, also known as a Kristen Sverige, will one day come of age and start their mission to luring new beasts into this life style. But don't be fooled by it's sqwaking, this will never be normal or okay.
Jake: omg bro what is that horrendous noise?!?

Baxter: idk but I kinda wanna find out!
Tad: DONT DO IT MAN, that's a Kristen Sverige, it wants you to mate with it!
by Haymee August 11, 2023
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Lars Kristian

Lars Kristian is a terrific guy with a way to much love for sheeps.
Lars Kristian is often to be seen with one og his hundred grandmothers and grandfathers. He works with weed
So you are om love with sheeps, then you totally took an Lars Kristian
by Struddelsøten4427 October 10, 2018
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ole kristian

It means that you have a big cock
Girl: Wow you have Ole Kristian!
by Gibbert November 11, 2018
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ole kristian

Ole Kristian means you have a big penis
Girl: Omg you have a Ole Kristian
by Gibbert November 11, 2018
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Gleam Kristoff

1) A Chivalrous, Sweet, Dashing, Adorable guy

2) Cute, Omniscient, loved my Girls & hated by boys

This name is the rarest of the rare. Person with this name is cool & dashing, like to hide his identity. Colleague are more likely to hate him due jealousy of his success, fame & dashing personality:)

Gleam Kristoff likes to play indoor games like Clash of Clans. The most fascinating thing is when he goes out in public area, Girls stare at him with the eyes of love. His pleasent smile makes the others heart raised.
New Girl: Why are you girls standing here & peeping out of window?
Girls: Can't you see GLEAM KRISTOFF is passing by! What an awesome personality!!<3
by Dialoguebox November 26, 2021
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crazy Kristen

Derogatory term used by ex boyfriends to describe their ex girlfriend to their current girlfriend as a form of gaslighting by narcissists.
“Tom didn’t cheat on me, with Miami Girl. Anything you hear from crazy Kristen you have to take with a grain of salt
by ShiShu May 9, 2023
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