Joey

A Joey is a person who is never perfect but tries their best at everything. A Joey is hurt easily and also easily gets over being hurt. He has extreme highs and lows. He likes alt-rock and punk-rock, believing that any other rock bands are not true rock. He believes this because alt-rock and punk-rock have emotion. Usually after about 13 years of life, a Joey will start being more optimistic about his life and find a new array of different hobbies. Joey wants to be an author, screenwriter, and rock star when he grows up. If none of those jobs work out, he'll move in with his parents. He wants to go to community college to possibly get a bachelor's degree. He tries his best to be kind, although he isn't all the time. A Joey will feel like an outsider for the first 1/8 of his life, but he will soon learn that there is more to life than moping around and being sad. He will make the decision to break free from the chains of life and become himself.

Girl 1: Joey is so weird.
Girl 2: Not really.

by J.T. Summit September 15, 2022

papi joey

typically used to describe a very fat woman who likes to pretend about going to a mental health hospital

im feeling very papi joey today.

by Kaplokatarian Sloach September 17, 2022

Being a Joey

Someone that is very shifty who often commits to riding a bike or going on a river trip but finds “reasons” to sit at home and be a lazy pile.

You’re being a Joey

by Illbill1969 September 19, 2022

Joey Bideny

A hot beautiful woman lucky enough to be dating Joe Biden himself.

Nick: Yo bro have you heard that Joe Biden is dating someone?
Josh: What? No way, who could be this lucky?
Nick: Turn on the news and see it for yourself!
Josh: Joey Bideny??? Is this some kind of joke Nick?
Nick: No no no, look at the image of her, it's coming up!
Josh: HOLY MOLY, She's so so BEAUTIFUL!
Nick: I know right! I would smash her so hard!
Josh: Oh god i think i just nutted...

by Gоgi October 3, 2022

Joey

Joey is a hot funny kind smart person

Bully:You see that kid over there

Cool kid:Yeah thats joey everybody had a crush on him

Random girl: omg joey is so hott

Random girl2: ikr like date me already

by Joeylover2 October 8, 2022

Joey

The best dick I’ve ever had and his head game is out of this world I cum the second he touches me. Not only is the sex unreal he’s the love of my life and knows how to screw all my holes. The sexiest/most talented/hardworking/loving/best body/most handsome/caring man I’ll ever meet and his mind/body/soul/dick/balls/taint are mine FOREVER #blessed

Joey knows exactly how to plumb all my pipes.

by Lapper6969 May 14, 2022

Joey

The best dick I’ve ever had and his head game is out of this world. I cum the second he touches me. He knows how to screw all my holes. The most talented/sexiest/hardworking/best body/loving/caring man I’ll ever meet. He’s the love of my life and his mind/body/soul/dick/balls/taint are mine FOREVER. #blessed

Joey knows how to plumb all my pipes.

by Lapper6969 May 14, 2022