Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end

1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

Jarful Of Assorted Creams by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009

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Jara Headache

A feigned headache brought about by a desire to create the opportunity for a long weekend. Also known as a Friday Migraine. Used primarily by reptiles, such as Jararaca.

Where is Lynne today?
She called out, she has a migraine again.
Oh, you mean she has a Jara Headache, figures. It's Monday!

Jara Headache by PurveyorOfJuice August 25, 2009

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Related Words

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Jardined

When fighting a relative new comer you get visicously knocked out ending with your mouthpiece rolling away like a busted tire

Dude that kid just Jardined that guy

Jardined by MMAman654 January 11, 2010

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Jarkude

An elvish exclamation, used in moments of pure joy.

My Cyndaquil just evolved, JARKUDE!

Jarkude by Bluffkin May 18, 2010

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Jargasm

The peak of pleasure or disgust given by Nick Jarman.

Dude that jargasm was too easy.

Jargasm by Hugh jcock October 3, 2011

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Jarad Carr

Spider

hey look Jarad Carr. Ask him for a ride!

Spider me bro !

Jarad Carr by zbros11 November 28, 2011

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JarJargon Binks

A person who shoves rare vocabulary words and unnecessary jargon down everyone's throats in an attempt to appear smarter. This usually just backfires, though, and they end up coming off as pretentious insecure doushebags who are trying too hard. It's cool to have a broad vocabulary --no one's saying it's not, but it's cooler to know how and when to use it.

Ted: What a splendiferous day! Isn't the day just serendipitously fortuitous?
Marvin: Slow your roll JarJargon Binks. You don't have to shove every big word you know into our conversation. You're trying too hard. Don't worry, we already know you're smart, it's why we hang out with you."

JarJargon Binks by fijiwateryoudoing January 19, 2015

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