Jade

Jade is a bed wetting slut with an uncontrollable addiction to Pokémon go.

Jade needs to get a life

by Bin chickens have rights too October 22, 2019

Jadene

Is a short girl but don’t worry good things come in small packages, she is fun to be around and is smart but not a nerd. She is very chatty and loves telling stories, make sure you listen to her stories otherwise she will not be impressed. Both boys and girls love her boobs, they were built for motorboating. She is a world class sister and always hangs out with really awesome people. One of the nicest people you will meet and has crazy eyebrows that seem to have a mind of their own.

You felt Jadene's boobs? They looked pretty good, are they real?

Are they built for speed or comfort?

What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

by grumpdwarf June 8, 2010

Jade

a dumb stuck up bitch, fame has gotten to her little slutty head, all she'll do is use you then fuck you over like you're the shit on her shoes.

that girl is sucha prostitute!

that girl is sucha jade

by hhljnf July 15, 2010

Jade Ovington

Jade Ovington'- Is the word used for a legend who acts blonde but has 'supringlsy that sounded intellgent' moments , a girl who will make you laugh till you hurt and is extremely beautiful! also known as a 'ovo

OMG, That girl is such a 'Jade Ovington'!

by harrietftw November 22, 2010

Jaden

Jaden is a sweet and loving girl that is always willing to talk and gets very protective of her friends and even more protective of her boyfriend. She can be rude at times but never bullys anyone. She only jokes around...

Jaden is a bi*tch
She was only joking

by ANONYMOUSEHUMAN September 12, 2017

Jada

A girl that is extremely nice but knows how to hold a grudge. If you make her mad she’ll take about 4 days to forgive you. She doesn’t take her mind off things for a while

Wait is that Jada??
Yeah, but she’s mad at me
Why?
Because I spilled coffee on her shirt

by userious May 21, 2018

Jade

Simply amazing. Smart, beautiful, and incredible, Jade is the sort of person that will make you wonder what you did to deserve her. She will make a guy feel like the world is on his side with just a smile. You can get lost in those crystal blue eyes, and feel safe with a hug like no other. Confident but caring, Jade truly is the perfect girl.

Person 1- “Have you seen Jade anywhere?”
Person 2- (distracted by Jade) “what?”

by ThePlum June 2, 2018