Donald J

/noun/ Cockney rhyming slang for a dump.

Drop a deuce.

Go for a number 2.
Poop.

I'm just off for a Donald J. Has anyone seen that newspaper?

by Stivchik June 25, 2020

car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

by R-Dave September 23, 2020

The J-slur

The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful

Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur

by LijmPistool June 16, 2022

Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3

Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 28, 2022

Franco J

Franco J is a proffesional rapper who has over 30 grammys, 7 kids choice awards and 3 teen choice award. Franco J became famous after his best freind (Purple Aki) let him feature on his disstrack. Franco repayed his debt by shouting out aki in his song " This goes to all of my aki's to the sisters the realist hijabis".

Franco J is my favourite rapper.

by Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson December 25, 2021

medium j

a smart ass asshole with curly hair

A medium j would say whatever you say doesn't matter.

by krazedhatchetgrl December 5, 2004

j/k

a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.

Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.

by Fatass February 12, 2003