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Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.
Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?
by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020
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Human to tiger COVID-19

The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.
THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.

Also known as: HTTC-19
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Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.
Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.
by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020
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Human

A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone
Person 1: Hey, wanna help me kill a virus.
Person 2: Which one
Person 1: Humans
by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020
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Human Landslide

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt
by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020
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Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.
"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."
by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020
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