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Homeschooled

A kid who is merely "homeschooled" is not a "homeschooler". This means that though they do their work at home, they actually have friends, they actually go to the movies, their best friends are not their parents, and they don't wear ugly high waisted mom jeans that make them look like they have no butt. They are the kids who would be the cool kids if they went to school, but they're just lucky enough that they get to stay home and do their school whenever they feel like it. They also know how to flirt and how to kiss. They have a bunch of friends. Many of these friends go to school. Homeschooled kids also know how to dress fashionably. They wear low ride skinny jeans and shirts that hang off their shoulder. They wear high heels and are allowed to wear strapless dresses. They go to homeschool homecoming which is a dance where many people dance all in one big clump while some grind in the middle of the clump away from the eyes of supervisors. There is so much more to say, but basically homeschooled kids are like other kids. Normal. We have raging hormones, we dress like human beings instead of old decrepit moms from the 90's. We have normal friends and *shocking!!* we know how babies are made! The coolest homeschooled kids in the world live in South Florida. End of story ;)

Note: Homeschooled kids tend to be just as smart as homeschoolers but do not show it because that would make them seem lame.
John: Wow... look at the homeschooler trying to talk to that girl. Homeschoolers are pathetic.

Jen: You are a homeschooler.

John: How dare you insult me! I'm homeschooled but I'm not a homeschooler.

Jen: What's the difference?

John: Homeschoolers are pathetic losers and homeschooled kids are normal people who just so happen to be freaking lucky enough to do their school at home!

Jen: Oh... I get it!
by homeschooledchica January 23, 2011
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homes

the spic ghetto word for homie.
yo homes, you trying to steal words from my brothas?!?
by Nigga January 27, 2004
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Homosdictus

The act of defining every word in the UrbanDictionary as being or pertaining to homosexuality.

Plural: Homodictii Some one performing the act of Homodictus
There are alot of Homodictii on this website who's only contributions are Homodictus, therefore small brained and simple minded.

BTW, Being Gay is not.
by STM March 24, 2003
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Homospastic

Guy 1: I think hes gay

Guy 2: Hes also a spastic

Guy 1: Wow!! A homospastic, god really shit on him.
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homosexualsapien

Beautiful people, with either caucasian or hispanic descent with game, amazing asses, legs that fit perfectly for their gender, and a sex symbol to all. Everyone wants their D. Theyre so hot they appear to be gay, yet love hetero sex. Wub.
Damn, I can tell that Drew and Betina are homosexualsapiens. I want to fuck them both.
by dbag420 October 16, 2011
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homosexually

when you're straight but you think like a homosexual.
When you are a girl and you are straight. But then a girl walks by you and you look at her ass and you think like a homosexual. That's homosexually.
by Jake Exaver March 14, 2014
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homosexual

A faggotini who sucks dick and likes 9gag memes (male gender); women who are homosexuals are completely normal and just have a sexual preference different to the common attraction (female)
Have you seen the meme pages Angel is following? He is such a homosexual!
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