by Hotgorlstuff January 04, 2021
somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah
Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!
(After Michael Jackson's death)
Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!
Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
(After Michael Jackson's death)
Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!
Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
by goofyfoog March 06, 2024
A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
"oh they're born on the same day, but hitler was bad and lizard is an angel, she's Hitler's Opposite."
by Hitler's Opposite March 29, 2024
Adolfs evil little brother.
"that statement is so Bill Hitler."
by Bill Biggles Hitler July 08, 2020
The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.
The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
by HiTler_HimSelf March 03, 2020