Hawkes'd

A slimy, greasy, no good, low down, white trash of a women/girl. Who will use all means of manipulation, guilt, harassment, just to make a few dollars off stuff she guilts unsuspecting people on marketplace into giving her cause of some cockamamie bologna story that usually involves her in some sort of dilemma that is 100% bullshit. There is nothing off limits to them. Usually can be found in the yard of some place welfare pays for with a small table and a chair looking heartbroken and in need of a Twinkie, in an attempt to scam the sweet citizens of their small northern town into overlooking the half a pallet mall red behind her ear and the reputation of a scumbag. BEWARE SHIRETOWNERS BEWARE

I just gave this poor girl my laptop said she need it so her son could go to school, theirs was just lost in a house fire and now she's got cancer and a yeast infection with her already lifelong Twinkie and 6 icecap a day habit, but then I looked online and I seen it for sale on marketplace, dammit I've been Hawkes'd

by Caulkwhisper December 28, 2022

Hawk Rat

Any man or woman that takes joy in spending their parent's money while also getting blackout drunk at the Jayhawk Cafe three or four times a week. These people are usually failing school and are underaged. A common sign of finding a hawk rat is looking for spilled drink spots on their clothing. You do not want to be seen with these people very often.

"Why is that person passed out in a bush on a Tuesday?"
"They're a hawk rat."

by slimreaper86 March 6, 2023

hawspital

Hawspitals (or sometimes called "Y'allspitals") are wild west themed hospitals for both children and adults, and was founded by ur mom's dad.

Wife: "Honey, I'm taking Max to the Hawspital."

Husband: "Hawspital? What on earth is a freaking hawspital?!"

Wife: "It's a wild west themed hospital for children and adults."

Husband: "Whoa! That actually makes a lot of sense!"

by urdadzmom November 14, 2022

Hawaa-noor

Hawaa-noor is an amazing person who is popular, beautiful and kind. She has loads of friends and will always be there for you. She loves her relatives and takes care for them. She is a beautiful girl inside and out.She always tries to be nice to others, and joke around with her. She is one of the most beautiful girls around, when she smiles it’s the prettiest smile around for miles. Don't mess with her. She is a funny, nice, sweet, happy, precious, beautiful girl, who loves people, always smiles. She will always listen to you. She is so amazing and smart. She's hard-working and courageous. Strong and bold. Her voice is angelic and when she sings it brings a warmth to the heart and a smile. When ever you see her you should make friends with her straight away. I did and i dont regret it. Her smile is bright. She's unique; one of a kind. She has a great sense of style and best of all the cutest smile ever!! You cant even describe how beautiful her smile is.

OMG ! There she is the most beautiful girl on earth ,Hawaa-noor . May Allah bless her soul and heart.

By Ayah Love you Hawaa-noor Shazad

by Kitty 🐈‍⬛ April 15, 2023

Hawaiian Sidepiece

Fashioning an ad hoc Fleshlight by carving a hole in Spam for one's manhood. Vacationing in Hawaii and/or pineapple rings is optional

I forgot to pack my porta-vag so I guess i'm going to have to go full ham and whittle a Hawaiian Sidepiece in the Spam

by Bigevilguy August 24, 2023

Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.

Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.

by Miriam M. March 29, 2007

Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010