10th grader

This is coming from a current 10th grader.

A lot of them give us a bad name. They can't spell, they think they can DATE in 10th grade (Some think they're in LOVE. How funny is that?), and their Myspaces are cluttered with Glitter Graphics. A LOT of the guys are immature. All they do is make sexual jokes and say "That's what she said." Some think they're emo. Some will be wanna-be scene kids next year. (Judging by all the 11th and 12th graders.)

I'm nothing like that. I'm in 10th grade, and I like George Michael and Tom Jones. I do not dress like a slut and I don't think I'm superior to anybody. I'm not obnoxious.

The rest are just normal 10th graders. You can't really write a definition for '10th grader' because they're all different.
This is a 10th grader's Facebook status. She's from my school.

"stayed up all night talkinn' to himm. he isz my liyyfe now (:"

Next day: (No, I'm serious, the NEXT day.)

"I'm tired of thisz bullshit! I'm single, and staying that way! (:"

-10th grader

by Joost1n March 25, 2017

uphill gardener

A man that enjoys another mans penis in both his tubes.

Do you know that guy in the office who talks in a high voice, cant throw a ball properly and has semen on his chin. Well I reckon he is an 'Uphill Gardener'

by Mista F January 28, 2004

8th grader

Someone who lacks sophistication.

Grow up, stop acting like an 8th grader

by mthomas1776 October 27, 2007

Olive Garden

To "Olive Garden" a person means to enter into their bathroom in secret, open the tank of their toilet, and insert an entire loaf of bread and a can of tomato sauce. This will likely prevent flushing and create a priceless reaction when discovered.

"You just got Olive Gardened!"

"I just Olive Gardened her."

"Let's Olive Garden that person! It will be THE BEST."

"When I saw I had been the victim of a brash and relentless Olive Gardening I immediately vomited my dinner of delicious baby-back ribs into the very toilet that so offended me!"

by Nathaniel Matthias Dackerson April 14, 2008

cheese grader

A dry handjob that results in wounded flesh, resembling the effects of a grader on cheese

Me: Dude, Carolyn just gave my a dry handi, it was brutal

Anthony: Oh shit, she pulled out the cheese grader!

by Italianhorn May 15, 2011

Garden-Snake-gasm

A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.

My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

major grade 2

Major grade 2; The worst possible rank in Halo3. When a player gets to a certain skill point in halo3, he will realize that kills don't matter. When this happens, you can officially label him a 'major grade 2'.
The kills don't matter belief orginated with AmazingAK47- the orginal 'major grade 2'. When he was reported to have stated "kills dont matter!"
Major Grade 2's are notorious for sucking at halo3.
If you ever have a major grade 2 on your team in halo, fear for your rank, because you will most definetly lose.

AncientStag: "Dude! Your really bad!"
AmazingAK47: "I must be good if I'm a major grade 2!"
AncientStag: "You only have 5 kills!"
AmazingAK47: "So what? Kill dont matter!"

LeppyNL: Im a Brigadier grade 2! I suck at halo! I nub yes? :)?

by Matt_Xx3 January 20, 2008