Gary 

Anybody alive with the name Gary is most likely a homosexual, so they typically spend their free time licking the balls of their friends and having sex with their strictly heterosexual coworkers. Gary’s enjoy kissing people’s asses to make life easier for themselves, meanwhile being stressed out the entire time.

Hey, did you hear Gary’s co-worker just died?

Gary by PREACHER100 September 17, 2021

Low Gear 

1. To feel depressed or sad.
2. To do a task unwillingly.

You and your complaints always put me in a low gear.

Low Gear by Max Valdes September 19, 2007

planet Gary 

Somebody named Gary who is tremendously fat.

"Did you see Gary? He is freaking fat, I think planet Gary has his own orbit."

planet Gary by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010

gear banging 

Smashing through the gears and burning the tires off of your diesel pickup truck

I see jimmy come at me gear banging his powerstroke till he was totally side ways

gear banging by Bigboost7.3 November 7, 2013

Gary 

a guy that comes over to your house while your dad’s away and fucks your mom

coach steve: oh! like a gary!
jay’s mom: a gary..?
coach steve: yeah! gary used to come over and do push-ups on my mom!
jay’s mom: sounds like gary was having sex with your mother

Gary by snowy lmao March 29, 2019

Running gear 

The genitalia. So called because that is what motivates most people and makes them run like a motor makes a car run.

john got kicked in his running gear.

Running gear by deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010

queer for my gear

A term used to express one's concern that a member of the same sex may have intimate feelings for you.

John: I can't believe that Joe made that comment comparing his feeling for Bob leaving the company to a man’s feelings about his his ex-wife.

Bob: Dude, me neither, I think he’s queer for my gear!

Kristen: You better tell him that if he’s queer for your gear, it’s not going to happen.

queer for my gear by SC_HICK_69 April 2, 2011