gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.

"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"

by dw8177 July 30, 2017

lawn gassed day

an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.

I hate today was a lawn gassed day.

I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.

I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.

by LogicManRI January 21, 2013

Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

by The Troll June 29, 2006

He glassed me!

To hit someone over the head with a bottle.

Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"

by Addssuck April 24, 2012

GlassJaw

1.) Someone who can't take a punch.
2.) A band that owns you.

1.) That mothafucka's a glassjaw, he can't take a hit nigga.
2.) Glassjaw esta para todavia.

by D to the G June 22, 2004

Glassed

The act of land becoming shiny, hard, and otherwise glass like after a nuclear strike from the intense heat and pressure.

Although Kim Jong Un wanted to nuke the US, he knew his entire country would be glassed if he did.

by Dankus Memeticus January 2, 2018

Glasshole

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.

"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."

by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013