Scratch up a girls face, then jizz in her cuts. And then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are fucking her pussy.
This chick I picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a Freddy Krueger Mummy.
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A pseudonym often given when trying to give an example. Similar in usage to John Citizen, Joe Bloggs etc
The Lecturer at CSU constantly referenced this Fred Nerk guy, although he never seemed to turn up to class.
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Get the sex toy freddy mug.Damn, hold still while I give you a "Ready Freddy." Yo dick smells like it aint been washed in a week!
by Jim lemminin January 15, 2008
Get the Ready Freddy mug.According to M.V Ahundova's book and articles (google her please), Freddie Mercury was actually completely straight. From the fact that he was a Parsi Zoroastrian, the most anti homosexuality religion in the universe, used Zoroastrian innuendos in his music, wore Zoroastrian stuff on stage, and cremated in Zoroastrian way, I think that's pretty reasonable. And she also wrote that Fred didn't have any boyfriends, they were all fake. Including that famous Jim Hutton. He said he was fred's closest boyfriend. He even said that they oftenly kissed in public areas like airports and got aids from him. Yes he also died of aids, 19 YEARS AFTER FREDDIE'S DEATH. And anyway there are no pics of him kissing with fred yet. There must have been many paparazzies at the airport if they really kissed. What a lying faggot.
1. brian may: OMG OMG OMG FREDDIE MERCURY WAS NOT GAY HE BROUGHT 12 UNDERAGE 13 YEAR OLD CUTE LESBIAN CHICKS INTO MY APARTEMENT ROOM IN 1969
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Get the Freddie Mercury mug.Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
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