Fred

A usually small, not so good looking guy. Very nerdy and wears glasses in most cases. Good school results are at the essence. One of his limited qualities is his judging abilities. In fact, it's all he ever does. Never open to what his friends say, he always talks about sex and drugs.

fred

by Therect November 13, 2013

Fred Ass-tear

n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.

Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

fedda

A multi-purpose word. Frequently used by so-called 'aper'.

Din fedda!
Jag vill ha fedda!
dajto e en fedda! (see 'dajto')

by ap January 16, 2003

fred

Fred - married to Wilma off the Flinstones, Not anything to do with females

Hey Fred go get me a beer, NOW.

by Welovewhenflowsintown August 2, 2007

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury was a famous singer/songwriter and the lead singer of the band Queen. Sadly, he has diagnosed with, and later died from, AIDS do to his lust for throbbing sweaty cock.

Man if only he wasn't bi maybe Freddie Mercury would still be alive today.

by Swagasauruses Rex January 30, 2015

Fred Flintstone

To date two or more girls simultaneously. This refers to the 1/19/62 Flintstones episode #44 "The Entertainer" when Fred has to manage two dates at the same club when Wilma unexpectedly shows up. Of course, he had the help of Barney to distract them as he switches between girls (this will not always be your case). Even though he was ultimately unsuccessful, the expression remains.

Man, I forgot about Caroline and invited Audrey out too... I can't cancel now, I'll have to pull a Fred Flintstone.

by FredFlintstone January 13, 2009

Freddy Kruger

funny serial killer!! also a pedophile

Do go to sleep lil bitches or Freddy Kruger will rape u in ur dreams!!!!!!

by [e-mail] May 6, 2007