Californian Foot Turkey

The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.

Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.

by dardy_flying_wharrgarbl November 27, 2009

foot sausage

the large toe of a human foot

I stubbed my foot sausage!

by bryan [lovelife] May 22, 2007

Eskimo foot massage

When you masturbate into a sock an then put the same onto your foot or feet. feeling like a warm massage jelly on your toes.

Dude i totally found the perfect socks for an Eskimo foot massage!

by humandictionary224427 July 23, 2016

That's not a boot on your foot

This means that something isn't someone else's problem.

Person 1: "Hey watcha doing there?"
Person 2: "That's not a boot on your foot. Now leave me alone."

by jimminycrickety January 5, 2013

3 foot ladder

Someone getting on their high horse

Oh honey I only have a 3 foot ladder I can’t reach your high horse today

by T/Roy April 30, 2020

miguels left foot

a prosperous business located in the centre of the world, Auschwitz concentration camp with several other locations around the world

wow thats such a nice place, miguels left foot is so creamy

by one spicccy boi with 3 c's October 21, 2020

Narrow Foot Disease

Shoes or feet that are narrower than seems possible. The shoes can be narrow up and down and/or side to side. Only people with narrow foot disease can fit shoes with narrow foot disease.

These shoes are my size and I can't even get my toes in. I hate narrow foot disease.

by Sabbylina May 8, 2010