Californian Foot Turkey

The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.

Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.

by dardy_flying_wharrgarbl November 27, 2009

foot sausage

the large toe of a human foot

I stubbed my foot sausage!

by bryan [lovelife] May 22, 2007

Narrow Foot Disease

Shoes or feet that are narrower than seems possible. The shoes can be narrow up and down and/or side to side. Only people with narrow foot disease can fit shoes with narrow foot disease.

These shoes are my size and I can't even get my toes in. I hate narrow foot disease.

by Sabbylina May 8, 2010

ten foot looker

A person of opposite sex who looks good from ten feet or further, but when he/she gets within the ten feet you realize they are fugly

Man I saw this fine broad from far away but when I got closer it turned out she was a ten foot looker.

by Absamil May 12, 2008

10 foot shot

When a man stands approximately ten feet away from a woman and ejaculates while aiming his cum at the woman's vagina.

"She was incredibly impressed when i did a 10 foot shot on her."

by Deathra1n June 1, 2014

Alaskan Foot Warmer

When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.

I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.

by LameLayne April 6, 2016

Wyoming Elephant Foot

Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.

I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018