fleedaling

derived vaguely from "flustered" and "reading," frustrated reading, when you are emailing, texting or chatting a significant and you read too fast because you are exceptionally excited to be talking to them, the act of skipping words or misunderstanding what they are saying because you are so giddy to be talking to them

i was fleedaling so bad yesterday i couldnt even read the back of your shirt!

by swords girl December 12, 2010

FleischTime

Sex via FaceTime on the iPhone 4.

My girlfriend lives a hundred miles away, so when it's about that time for my sticky fix at the end of the day, I whip out my iPhone 4 (and my other favorite hand-held device) and we FleischTime till my battery icon turns red.

by mjskar December 13, 2010

Flextate

Jumping from one opinion to another.

'You see Jim, I think that my sexuality may be flextating. I just don't know what I want anymore, I just flextate from gay to straight.

by EllyR1993 October 21, 2010

Flermoen

It is a utensil for eating pussy. It also is used for pounding ass in some rare cases. Flermoens come in five distinct colors: Maroon, Red, Blue, Magenta and Periwinkle. They can be bought at any Target.

"Dude, I totally broke my flermoen last night in that girls asshole."

by Regan11 May 6, 2011

Flerghber

An accident which turns out to be awesome.

person 1: *falls over and whilst falling throws a paper into the bin*
person 2: wow! what a flerghber

by tangentroom August 3, 2011

Fleshy Undercling

A rock climber's euphemism for vagina.

Andrew: Dude I saw Veronica crushing V8's.
Riley: Yeah bro, I wanna get up in her fleshy undercling.

by I<3JOEJOES November 19, 2011

Fleshsicle

An erect penis which is licked like a Popsicle

I don't have any candy, but you can lick my fleshsicle

by wackstar November 20, 2011