fleedaling 

derived vaguely from "flustered" and "reading," frustrated reading, when you are emailing, texting or chatting a significant and you read too fast because you are exceptionally excited to be talking to them, the act of skipping words or misunderstanding what they are saying because you are so giddy to be talking to them

i was fleedaling so bad yesterday i couldnt even read the back of your shirt!

fleedaling by swords girl December 12, 2010

fledgling 

a person who has been marked to become a vampyre but has yet completed the change.

Person A: I was reading the House of Night series and I found out what I would want to be if I wasn't human.

Person B: Really? What's that?

Person A: A fledgling like Zoey Redbird with awesome affinities!!!

fledgling by splover013 May 18, 2009

Fleebling 

The process of wandering into a vagina unknowingly and having exactly no idea what to do once you get there.

I was just taking a walk and all of a sudden me and her were fleebling.

Fleebling by Penis wobblers McGee October 1, 2019

Failed Fledgling 

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

Failed Fledgling by jmbraben May 19, 2021

fluedling 

A gentleman's sport of penile jousting, where one man succumbs to the overwhelming power of another man.

Dude, I can't believe that that little asian guy beat me in my fluedling match against the Filipinos.

fluedling by Dud March 20, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020