fleedaling

derived vaguely from "flustered" and "reading," frustrated reading, when you are emailing, texting or chatting a significant and you read too fast because you are exceptionally excited to be talking to them, the act of skipping words or misunderstanding what they are saying because you are so giddy to be talking to them

i was fleedaling so bad yesterday i couldnt even read the back of your shirt!

by swords girl December 12, 2010

fledgling

a person who has been marked to become a vampyre but has yet completed the change.

Person A: I was reading the House of Night series and I found out what I would want to be if I wasn't human.

Person B: Really? What's that?

Person A: A fledgling like Zoey Redbird with awesome affinities!!!

by splover013 May 18, 2009

Fleebling

The process of wandering into a vagina unknowingly and having exactly no idea what to do once you get there.

I was just taking a walk and all of a sudden me and her were fleebling.

by Penis wobblers McGee October 1, 2019

Failed Fledgling

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

by jmbraben May 19, 2021

fluedling

A gentleman's sport of penile jousting, where one man succumbs to the overwhelming power of another man.

Dude, I can't believe that that little asian guy beat me in my fluedling match against the Filipinos.

by Dud March 20, 2005