friend at first sight

when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.

1) "I knew as soon as we shook hands, it was friend at first sight".
2)"You like Jameson irsish Whiskey too?! Man this is friend at first sight!"

by Whiske'Lite's! July 4, 2009

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

by jr December 11, 2004

mormon first base

Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.

I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

the first thing

A thing that happens before other things.

The first thing Sally did was eat cereal in the morning..

by Anonymous McDonalds Worker February 27, 2018

beat the first

1) verb: to beat the best of a certain job, sport, or any other competition. by doing this, that person would now become "the first". (note: this is practically impossible because chuck norris is the first at everything, and no one can beat him).

2) noun: a band from escondido, california that is known for their jaw dropping chord progressions, energy-packed live shows, sky high vocals, and their amazing ping pong skills.

(Kid to his friend) Hey man, i just beat the first!!!

(Chuck Norris comes in) Hey kid, no you didn't (Kid dies).

(Chuck Norris to the kid's friend) Hey man, sorry i killed your friend. Hopefully this will cheer you up. (Chuck gives the friend tickets to a beat the first concert)

(Kid) Thanks Chuck! I feel much better!

by theguyperson December 21, 2009

love at first sight

the complete utter feeling of finally being complete when you lock eyes with one person after meeting them for the first time. You would do absolutely anything just to hold their hand. Just to know them. Just to be together forever no matter what. Its real. I believe in it. Its happened to me. I think he is the most amazing male specimen i have ever seen even when he's wearing moccasins with a huge nasty thing on his cheek and he just got out of basketball practice, all sweaty and a mess. He grabs his keys, walks past me but looks up swiftly, then quickly turns his head because that electricity is too real. But he has a girlfreind. And we don't talk much. Love at first sight is not all its cracked up to be. Its painful when you both think the other wants to be with you but you're too scared to take a risk. But you know he's the best thing that can ever happen and then he's gone. Out the door. Another opportunity gone. And all that is left is that emptiness and gazillion thoughts that cloud the brain when that one miracle person isn't there to make you smile until you face hurts so bad. And then you need to scream or write out your feelings on some stupid internet site...... enough said.

Romeo and Juliet fell in love at first sight. They died loving each other. I wouldn't mind dying for him if we could just live in bliss for one day together...

by myheartstopseverytime March 1, 2008

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

by GTrain88 April 24, 2015