Five Finger Festival of Fun

male masturbation

"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"

"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."

by sween999 June 21, 2009

up roar festival

the most epic festival to ever hit north america. it features avenged sevenfold, disturbed, hail the villain, hell yeah, airbourne, stone sour, hale storm, new medicine and a battle of the bands winner from each tour stop

person 1, did you go to the up roar festival? person 2, no i missed it, person 1, you got pwned. it was the best thing i have seen since skittles

by bradbeebe September 26, 2010

festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

festy

Crawling with maggots.

That corpse is really festy.

by P. D. Jackson July 20, 2005

festivate

To get festive, to get in the Holiday Spirit.

"I'm tired of all of you pooh-poohing the office Holiday Party. They'll have free booze and food! C'mon, it's time to festivate!"

by Aubrey Sabala December 1, 2006

Festicious

1) ambiguous or vague
2) persistant
3) aggressive
4) whatever the context in which you ar espeaking calls for

"George, stop being so Festicious."

by George Dubois July 4, 2005

festering

Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.

gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...

by lemurpie August 7, 2008