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fix'n'fail

When somebody attempts to improve or fix something but doesn't not have the ability or talent and ends up making a mess of things.
Steve can't build the room right. He thought he could do the electrics himself but it's just a fix'n'fail
by master pjesdrw34 April 2, 2021
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heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.
by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023
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Poop Bag Fail

A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.
The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.
by OG Design March 15, 2024
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epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.
Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"
by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010
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MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer)

Verb.

Origin: City of the tele-retarded. Jersey Shore.
MTV: Motivated to Fail (In Life) Viewer.
Man! Whats up with him or her failing/not showing up to this class? Must be an MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer).
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
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You people are a fail

People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019
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