machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

flatline

1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.

1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"

by willmst July 27, 2014

3 meter flatty

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length

fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.

by get the dogs August 25, 2019

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj January 1, 2007

The Flats

A kick ass entertainment district on the western side of downtown Cleveland alongside the Cuyahoga River that has some rockin' nightclubs, bars, and restaurants.

Every weekend I went to the Flats during college, I could count on always getting plastered.

by Piranha February 6, 2007

flatearther

A person that believes the earth is flat. A flatearther believes NASA is a government agency that hides the truth of the flat earth with lies, fake photos, and videos of space. One believes the sun and moon are directly overhead with a diameter of roughly 30-70 miles across. Flathearther's typically suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Joe is now a flatearther after watching a bunch of youtube videos. He believes the world is flat.

by RickTheBrick23 July 8, 2019

flatus superiorus

The pseudo Latin but funny sounding term for high volume, unusually putrid and powerful farting.

Her often shocking farts ranked way up there, they were definitely considered flatus superiorus!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021