Ethan Stewart

A “depressed” guy that will do anything for the attention. He will act depressed and act like his life is so fucking horrible and listens to Juice WRLD all fucking day . He flexes on living in a condo . And will do anything to copy others just to fit in . Oh and did I mention he looks like a fucking rat . And his mom is an owl. HE BLOWS AT BASKETBALL. Ratshit

Man, is something wrong with Ethan Stewart today? He has been listening to a lot of juice wrld lately... seems suicidal

by Lil Beanerr March 29, 2019

eether

A place where a man goes when he's stoned beyond all limits of stoningness.(Refer to family guy "Road to Europe.")

Dude man, your soooo stoned man, your out there, in the EETHER man.

by Bob Spoonernuts May 13, 2005

Ethan

A jerk. Someone who you think is your friend, but will hurt you someday so much that you can barely look them in the eye. Despite what he did to you though, you´ll still want to be friends with him because he´s really funny. Ethan had and will ditch multiple girls just because he got scared or intimidated. Ethans are usually sensitive to their own feelings, but really insensitive to others.

¨Why did Ethan have to go and mess things up?"
"I don't know he's such a jerk."

by person1029381023523 January 10, 2014

Ethan

A major douche who loves the look of himself in the mirror. Also is a massive cock.

Hey, look at that dude. He is such an ethan!

by st33l3 February 22, 2011

esthar bunny

(n) Little bunnies that come out during Easter and sneak into peoples houses to sleep on their couches. They can also guard peope's profiles on AIM from evildoers.

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omg i found an esthar bunny sleeping on my couch last night

by Ben Dover February 29, 2004

ethan and jenna

The perfect couple. One is never found without the other. Although Jenna is tiny and Ethan is super tall, they're still perfect for each other. There's no couple that can be compare to Ethan and Jenna! They're always snuggling and holding hands. They are thought of us one.

"Is that Jenna?"

"Jenna as in Ethan and Jenna?"

"Yeah! Hey, here Ethan comes!"

"They're the cutest couple ever!"

by pceluvtennis92 September 29, 2013

DIRTY ETHAN

A guy who fetishizes vegetables, one who goes to the nearest phsyc ward and finds the biggest vegetable cock to stretch out his asshole. and he loves curly haired light skin with massive cocks. Also he never wears condoms unless they’re supreme x nike x dior off white dead stock lime red edition .

That guys definetly a dirty ethan. We should stay away from him.

by UrLightskinCompadre July 25, 2021