Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.

I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Earthquake Tripod

The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Earthquake

Another way or the meteorological way of saying the Earth's headaches...

Wow did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico....
Yea..but it wasn't just an earthquake...it was the Earth's headaches...

by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017

earthg

A dumbass motherfucker who is like the brittish

This earthg is stupid and

by Dayo56 November 15, 2017

earth

flat.

"earth is flat"
"hahahaha... wait ur serious?"

by some white millenial January 16, 2018

earthworm

earthworms occur when two men engage in sex. the man getting sexed begins to release poop from his anus while the other man is screwing him. upon cumming the giver continues to pound the takers bottom impacting copious amounts of poop in the erect penis. then as the giver removes his penis it gets soft and the impacted poop begins to fall from the urethral canal resembling the trail of an earthworm.

John let Jim screw him and now hes waiting for the earthworm.

by duane ruttiger January 28, 2018

Earth lettuce

Weed

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday

by Xamantha May 17, 2018